On lateness: “What if you’re late one month on your period?!”
“I drove down Wilson Way yesterday. There was this one chick with so much jiggle to her wiggle…this one girl was just so ugly. Even alcohol won’t make her pretty.”
“Work it baby”
“If you’re so cheap that you’re afraid to use even a little bit of ink and paper but you’d spend $5 on a Starbucks coffee…..priorities. You drink it and urinate it out”
“What is this app s***?”
“You can always tell who the hoes are”
“You’re black, you don’t crack”
“Unfortunately when you stop growing a certain height you start growing the other way”
“You put your troubles in a bubble and you let it go. Does that work for anybody? No. You take a gun and shoot them”
“Yes, you are learning. Isn’t that scary?”
“You know, I thought I was perfect. My wife was right. I’m just…the last part of the digestive system”
